im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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