After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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