belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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