If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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