Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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