I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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