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(805): View more from California

im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking

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(559): View more from California

So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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That depends on who this is.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.

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(647): View more from Ontario

making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt

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(473): View more from Grenada-Carib

Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever

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(330): View more from Ohio

it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

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