I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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