His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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