wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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