Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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