This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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