would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
40s are totally the cure
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
