even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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