I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Come on in and take your pants off
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