dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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