She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
