This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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