loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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