So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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