Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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