Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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