This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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