2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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