He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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