Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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