i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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