I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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