You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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