Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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