i need an iv and a liver transplant
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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