why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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