Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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