So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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