I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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