I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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