what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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