just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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