she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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