what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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