Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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