Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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