Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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