I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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