Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
