That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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