I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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