can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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