when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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