And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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