I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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