I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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