i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think I just sharted jello shots
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