Dual....:-)
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Randomize
