Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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