Having a random hookup so left but love u
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Enjoy the penises
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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