Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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