nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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