How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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